2. (Source: personalitey, via lubricates)


  3. bowlingforsoup:

    one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

    (via grimmydarling)


  4. sernacht:

    So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

    "Do not come any closer"

    (via fandamngo)

  5. methhomework:


    me as a parent

    someone send this to CPS

    (via incendox)

  6. vilsa:



    *tears up*

    Get ready for the Disney movies, people.

    So I’m reading the article and then this:

    For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

    German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

    (via cockytommo)


  7. 4 Stages of Reading Fanfiction


    1. Finding the perfect one

    2. In the middle of reading

    3. Finishing

    4. Realising the search starts again

    (via hvrrystyvles)

  8. splendidbuttsex:



    Me walking into school

    Me at work

    Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

    (Source: kverke, via trxshwvng)

  9. disarms:

    goodbye my love

    (via new-52)

  10. (Source: the-more-u-know, via fandamngo)